THEY DON'T LINE UP AND THEY NEVER WILL

Celsius and Fahrenheit walk into a bar.

Know how every so often you’ll encounter a comedy short that seems to find new ways to make you laugh no matter how many times you rewatch it? For me, the SNL sketch currently occupying that rare air is Washington’s Dream, which was given a sequel in this season’s opener when standup Nate Bargatze hosted for the second time. In both iterations, he plays…