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Quick note: After a pair of warmup posts, CHAMP curled up and went into hibernation. But now the long winter is over, and we’re back with an arsenal of posts ready to be fired off on the weekly—along with bonus lighter fare here and there.

Let’s start by acknowledging that this edition of CHAMP—which is dedicated to determining the best possible shade to…